What am I doing with my life?

Contrary to popular opinions I have made up in my head that you people say about me, I actually don’t sit around on my lazy ass all day.
It’s just that none of it is INTERESTING.
I psych myself out and neglect to update because it won’t be “funny enough,” but you know what? I’m not here for YOU, internet!
Okay, so I totally am.
But here’s the deal.
I’ll give you some more-frequent daily drivel to read and promise to make it as interesting as I can.
No, I’m not meeting Comedy Central all-stars anymore, nor am I traveling to exotic alpine countries, but I AM knitting a sweet scarf and petting a sweet cat. Then I am working to prevent said cat from eating said scarf.
I am also drowning my sorrows in Lost and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. My sorrows, or course, being: Boo hoo, I’m not watching Lost or Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
I love you all.