My grandmother Cookie, and my mother Mom, showing off their ability to be bitten by mosquitoes and live.	Ryan playing Ghost Recon with his X-Box Live. I am wearing his Air Force Milkman Hat.	Outside the Sigma Nu Frathouse. For those who don't know anything about the University of Colorado at Boulder, there are usually riots and fires and tear gas happening on that front lawn.
My grandfather Bubbie checking on his Turkey. He's the smartest man alive. He used to work for IBM. That's right. When I was little, my grandparents knew more about computers than I did.	My mom and her parents and a huge frigging knife.	My family is so cool.
Me, Ryan, Jordan, and Buddy, my attractive step-cousin.	JORDAN HARPER, YOU GO PUT ON A LONGER SKIRT THIS INSTANT, THAT SHIT IS ILLEGAL IN THIS STATE!!!!!	My brother's the one in the middle with the ridiculous helmet in his Annual Post-Thanksgiving Turkey Bowl against our old high school's rival school.