Things I think about at work pt. 9

I think I heard a zombie today at lunch.
It might have been someone doing some sort of moan-cough, but just to be on the safe side, I bought a shotgun.
Update: I just got to a page in America The Book that refered to “democracy” as “democrazy.” Even though it was technically written and published and purchased by me long before I typed my blog yesterday, I still feel like I have reason to believe Jon Stewart stole my joke via Time Machine.

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