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This is me diving across the couch to bid a fond adieu to my roommate.	I awake the next morning fresh with comedy sleep. It's like beauty sleep, only funnier.	Though I will stay there a total of ten hours, I pack four different outfits. Because you never know.
I wave a sad goodbye to my apartment. Bye, apartment. I'll miss you.	This is the last time I'll be taking out the trash before my roadtrip.	Bye, trash. I'll miss you.
This is the first time I get lost on the road trip. It is approximately 3 miles from my house. I am not making this part up.	On the phone with my Agent. She tells me dad says hi.	Finally there! This is my bed.
Since I'm now a road performer, I should probably trash the room. I pick a fight with an unruly lamp.	We soon make up and share a laugh while watching Seinfeld.	I love you, lamp.
One thing leads to another...	This sign was in the elevator! I'm a great comedian!!!	After the show was over, I got my dinner at Sheetz, and that slurpee spilled in my car.
Can you find the hidden comedian?	Not shown: Hooker in the bed next to me that I picked up. I'm on the ROAD, baby.	Goodbye, room. Notice the unruly hair. I left all my hair fixers at home.
I was trying to take a picture of me stealing a pen, but the maid came right out as I was snapping the picture, so I just have these shifty eyes.	A condom wrapper is found right next to my car. I'm glad, though. I don't need any baby cars to take care of.	My agent demands 10%. I really want to keep the 5 bucks.
This is the me getting lost again while snapping that last picture.	I ended up spending the 5 bucks buying a map.	A house I drove past. I am sure hobbits live there.
Me and my agent celebrate Easter.	I am retarded.	Me trying to shake the eggs out of my hair. It really hurt.
These pictures need no explanation.	Except that my roommate is cooler than yours.	I love everything.