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Chess Pie -- About an hour

½ cup butter
1 ½ cups sugar
1 tbsp vinegar
1 ½ tbs Corn Meal
3 eggs
1 tsp vanilla
Unbaked pie shell

Cook an unbaked shell at 425 degrees for 10 minutes. Immediately stop calling it unbaked.

Sift corn meal and sugar with a sifter.
Melt butter and let it cool

Mix everything else and cook it at 350 degrees for 30 minutes.

Figure out what you're going to do with all that cornmeal.

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