Since I've wasted my life being a Theatre major, I'd like to showcase a bit of my talent here.

We can't all be actors, so some of us are designers. What follows are images of class assignments and some things that have actually been used in performance.

What Life Looks Like As a Hot Girl
Um, I mean, I already know? Aw, man. No, I don't.
Hollywood ASST
Don't you love people making fun of the jobs you can't even get? I KNOW I SURE DO.
Do You Speak English?
I actually don't speak English, either.