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Matt and I posing in front of a hilarious painting of what I assume were the founders of a Dairy Queen on the way to Penn State. We were supposed to be doing an impression of them, but I am clearly doing an impression of a person with a very fat neck.	Matt and Rickz0rs Donkey Conga-ing it up.	Matt clearly has a distaste for bucket hats.
We stopped by the booth of Matt's old humor magazine to rekindle his glory days. I mean make buttons.	Here Matt informs me that self-referential humor is so last week.	And I rekindle my glory days of walking around in ridiculous outfits.
The headline of USA Today reads "The Star Wars Universe Revolves Around Vader." In other news, the earth revolves around the sun. More news as the story develops.	It's hard to see, but in the middle of this picture is an entire bar full of "Monkey boys," a popular Penn State drink used to facilitate "date rape."	They serve them in pitchers, and everyone is happy.
I do not like the taste of alcohol.	Matt's friend Byrd, however, does. A lot.	It's not a night of debauchery until someone whips out their knit Harry Potter arm band.
Me pretending to sleep so everyone won't yell at me for being a pussy for not going to another 27 bars.	The next morning, Matt discovers an INCREDIBLE comic book.	This is a nerdy store indeed.
Matt, the Damn Dirty Hippie, and I show our displeasure at the cold weather.	Leaving the place on Matt's shirt. No, we're not leaving Zipper, you silly goose!