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My little brother when he was a very little brother, pretending he's a train conductor.	That clown is not very funny.	Oh, man. The expression on Ryan's face is amazing. I hope it was from something I did.
Center Stage, stealing the spotlight, baby.	I used to be such a nice person.	This cat used to SLEEP on my HEAD and wake me up with its purring! Coolest. Cat. Ever.
Minutes before that cat clawed Ryan's face off.	This is one of my favorite pictures of all time, because it looks like Purriey is sticking out her tongue. Cute little mewer.	Purriey would do tricks for her kitty treats. This was her pretending to be a squirrel.
Purriey wasn't allowed upstairs, but she would sneak up anyway and try to hide, forgetting that she had gigantic ears and a tail.	Who is that good-looking cat behind me?	Don't you just want to stick your face in her tummy and shake your head around?
Yes, that is me on the left, and yes, I used to sleep like that.	Me and Jordan sharing a moment at a baseball game.	The only thing I ever won in a contest was a bike. And there it is.
Ryan and I didn't like Nascar, so we ganked a tire off of one of the cars, and they crashed and died.	Those are our cousins from Oklahoma... trying to crush us.	Nowadays, I *never* have a fake smile at a buffet. Dee-licious!
Mom, what did I always tell you about Ryan being gay?	Me standing alone in some lake. I think this is very poignant, though I'm not sure how.	When we went on a cruise, we could fit in the window holes. Very relaxing to read next to the raging ocean. Speaking of "raging," Ryan's wearing my hot-pink top.
Can this website have any more close-ups of my face?	Grandma, my dad, and...the next generation.	Look, mom made us wear it, okay?