I'm not what you think.
To some, I'm Kitsune. Quirky bitch who loves her boobs and loves hitting on boys and making fun of girls.
To others, I'm Lauren. Disgustingly cheerful sprite who bounds around and loves life and loves hitting on boys and making fun of girls.
To many, I'm a kitty cat. I sit in the corner and glare at you diapprovingly, then catch a glimpse of a funny looking bug or leaf, and suddenly playfully leap after it.
Also, I love being petted by boys and angrily scratching girls with my claws.

The most accurate description of me in my mind is a combination of all three, but mostly the cat part.

Who: Lauren, Kitsune, Laur-Laur, Grandmaster L, L-Boogie, Lo, Nornin, Woah-win, Dippity Doo, Kitty, Laurie-Loo, and
Who the Fuck is that Crazy Bitch Over There? Damn, She Crazy.
What: I'm a big part American Indian, and a small part Scotch-Irish-English-German. I'm a direct descendant of Pocahontas.
Where: I was born in Illinois on an Air Force Base, and since then I've lived in Germany, Colorado, Switzerland, Pennsylvania and Nashville, and I will soon be moving to Californ-I-A.
When: July 19th, 1980
Also I'm not really into astrology, but I'm a very distinct Cancer in every sense of the astrological sign. We put survival above all else, and thus have a stong attachment to our homes and we LOVE food.
We tend to stash piles of money away, but always claim to be broke.
Most appropriate is the Cancer's split personality: behind closed doors, insecure and in need of attention. In the public eye, seemingly brazen and confident.
Why: I'm an egotistical megalomaniacal elitist bastard and I think everyone should want to hear what I have to say.
How: Now.



Favorite Game of All Time: Final Fantasy 7
Favorite RPG: Chrono Cross
Favorite Puzzle Game: Super Puzzle Fighter
Favorite Sim: Animal Crossing
Favorite Console: TIE - Dreamcast and GBA
Why: They were free. <3<3<3 Fuzzus and str1375!!

Favorite Musical Overall: Miss Saigon
Favorite Musical Lyrically: Chess
Favorite Song: TIE - Fool's Overture by Supertramp and Oceans by Pearl Jam
Favorite Musical Genre: Orchestrated Video Game Music

Favorite TV Shows of all time: Family Guy, Mr. Show, The State, Simpsons. In that order.
Favorite Movies: Shawshank Redemption, American Beauty, Dumb and Dumber, Billy Madison, SuperTroopers, Die Hard, The Jerk, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
Favorite Kitty: Cute and meows a lot.

Likes - Big Macs - Cake - Sleeping - Kitties - People Who Make Me Laugh - People Who Give Me Presents - Reading - Bees - Drawing - Cracking my back

Dislikes - Most People - People who can't speak English correctly. - Customers - Stupid Jerky Boys Who Don't Like Me - Zombies - Nightmares about my friends dying - People who say "ish" - Light Beer - Clowns - Monkeys

Some interesting facts about me:
- I quote the Simpsons in almost any situation.
- For some reason, my entire family looks just like famous people. At least we get told this on a daily basis. I'm told I look (and act) exactly like Lisa Kudrow, my brother looks like Justin Timberlake, my dad looks like Harrison Ford, and my mom has been asked to sign an autograph from a woman who thought she was Helen Hunt.
- I have an insatiable hunger for Big Macs.
- I get anxiety attacks when I get really stressed out.
- I pass out if I give a drop of blood. It doesn't freak me out or anything, I guess I just need my blood.
- Doctors tell me I have diabetes yearly, because I have almost every symptom. Then they do a blood test, and tell me I don't actually have it. This is why I do not like doctors.
- My favorite Family Guy character is Adam West.
- I drink Rose's Sweetened Lime Juice straight, because it's good.
- Half of my life I wake up in bed laying Indian Style with my head down touching my ankles. I wish I could stop doing this.
- Oddly, I have back and knee problems and constantly fall over for no reason whatsoever because some part of me stops working for a second.
- I like to drive with my left leg out the window.
- I like to sing at the top of my lungs when I drive. With the windows down. Making eye contact with other drivers. I think it brightens their day to mock me.
- I have Bruxism, and it has scared people in rooms across the hall. People wonder how I have teeth at all.
- My favorite words are "scampy", "snifter", and "gherkin", and I hate the word "hamstring".
- I keep a bottle of water next to my bed, because I often wake up choking.
- I often spell my name wrong, forgetting the u, or replacing the e with an i...
- No one recognizes me. Ever.
- Every couple months I get the urge to blow my entire savings on books about Japanese architechture.
- I don't care for Paul Simon.