I will not have internet until Friday. My landlord forgot to pay his bill, but I really think it’s the souls of the dead ants I’ve killed clogging up the atmosphere that is the reason I can’t get a WiFi connection.
Right now, I am at the library with all the other lowlifes who don’t have internet. One guy looks like he’s homeless except for the fact that he’s working on a Mac laptop. I also think he’s looking at porn, but I don’t have my glasses on. It could just be sexy pink clouds with nipples.
I am going to finish checking my email and exit the library, holding my laptop tightly.