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Christmas Ornaments

I have very little patience with knitting, so when I got the idea to make a bunch of tiny Christmas ornaments, I was really excited to get started. Apparently too excited to realize that I had no pattern or taste in color. These are my first versions of these evergreen-hangers, and I'll hopefully be able to adapt them to something someone would want to look at before I start handing them out as gifts.

The angel in particular looks terrifying. I'm no good at cutting out shapes for expressions, and so for some reason, they look like they're going to come alive and kill me in my sleep instead of bringing me Christmas cheer.

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