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One Fierce Beer Coaster

This is the first thing I knit ever. It's not really a coaster, because giving it a nice noun like that is somehow suggesting it's a specific design rather than "the most basic knitting technique shaped into a square," which it really is.
But "One Fierce Beer The Most Basic Knitting Technique Shaped Into A Square" is neither cool-sounding, nor is it the name of a Bloodhound Gang record, so here it sits, sometimes holding frosty beverages, sometimes making a nice cushion for my elbow, which hurts from typing at computers all day.
This is done in a Garter Stitch with a really neat Red Heart yarn.
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