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Fat Head Blue Hat

This was the third thing I knit.
Yeah, fuck actually taking the time to master the basics of knitting, I went straight to double-pointed needles.
It was cold. I needed a hat.
The hat ended up being huge, but not as huge as it could have been. The gauge in the pattern was ridiculously small. Even my inexperienced self could tell that.
I think I knit something like 3 times what the pattern called for, and it's still an okay size.
It doesn't give me hat head, at least.
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