Just inject the internet right into my jugular

Well, kids, if you’ve been listening to the news and heard anything about Allegheny County getting completely DROWNED by Ivan, your dear webmistress happens to live in just that county.
I’ve been without internet for the past couple days, and it just came back today.
I am still without water, however, but it is kind of a sad state of affairs about how much more grateful that I am able to read the tripe on the internet rather than, you know, shower or go to the bathroom or anything.
I just had my week at the Funny Bone opening for Mike Birbiglia, and I’d like to tell you all about it, but instead, I’m not going to.
I have to get to work, but I will leave you with this link:

to read my little opinion about Google.
I will also give you this image left in the AIM info of a delightfully underaged camper from PAC where I work in the summer.

Oh, how I love that camp.