I Internet Too Much

Yesterday, I took a half-hour nap because I was exhausted. Before my nap, I read a few threads in Something Awful’s FYAD forum — a forum designed to keep out people who don’t get their (seemingly?) non-sequitur humor.
In this nap…I had a dream. The dream was just a computer screen. Not the actual screen, like my field of vision was an entire screen.
Messages were being posted by my real-life friends in nonsense, and I couldn’t understand them. They were ridiculous and almost funny, like Beck lyrics. The forum was scrolling past my eyes with every new update.
I am officially plugged into the Matrix. Dreaming of an internet forum that doesn’t make any sense. I have achieved a new low. Or a new high! I’m so meta.

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