Holiday Cheer

Three unrelated things!

  • I knew I liked my brother’s girlfriend, but my feelings were solidified this morning, when, after finishing my extended version of “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” at the top of my lungs in the shower, and stopping once I remembered other people could hear me, she responded with “What happened to the music?”
    Also, she hits my brother harder than I used to, back when I was bigger than him and thus not scared of return hits.
    So thumbs up!
  • I don’t mean to brag, but after seeing Twilight, um, again, I noticed in the credits that their vampire contacts were made by none other than MY OPTOMETRIST TO THE STARS! Yeah, Dr. Sumner! They spelled your name wrong in the credits! You are not Dr. Summer!
  • I had a dream last night, where I was in the show “True Blood,” and now I realize why I keep watching it even though I hate it. My subconscious likes it. I can’t be held accountable for liking such tripe.