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1 viewsLas Vegas has all sorts of little artsy type things that people are supposed to take seriously. Las Vegas also has breasts. Jordan and I do an intensive comparative study.
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1 viewsThe strip. Pretty...
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1 viewsThe hotel where we stayed, taken from the super secret VIP floor!
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3 viewsHamming it up on the red carpet (before real people were there, of course).
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3 viewsI hate being the reporter.
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2 viewsMe and my mommy.
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1 viewsJordan and my aunt Becky.
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1 viewsJordan and I get caught in a freak Nevada rain storm.
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2 viewsShortly after informing Jordan what a douche she looks like with that bag on her head.
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1 viewsGeneral tomfoolery with the Room Service Carts.
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2 viewsAnd I follow.
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4 viewsOther tourists felt uncomfortable when walking past us.
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1 viewsStealing food from others' room service trays.
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1 viewsAnd she follows.
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1 viewsUs being Rock Stars.
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7 viewsGOOD GOD look at me. I look like a cadaver. A *sexy* cadaver, heh heh... *sigh*
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1 viewsOne of the many groups of gentlemen we passed and made up stories about needing to make fictional ex-boyfriends jealous, just so we could get a picture with hotties.
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1 viewsUm. I guess this is us in front of a huge fucking gold thing.
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0 viewsA lot of people just pose with the Cirque du Soleil freaks, but Jordan and I get IN on the ACTION.
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0 viewsA lot of people take pictures of numbers like "420" and "69", but not THIS nerd! Ho no.
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2 viewsI don't think either of us got enough attention in our childhoods.
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