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31 viewsOkay, well I took these pictures at the bar before I left, so I'd have something to keep me from being lonely. This is Shooter.
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12 viewsMe and Lisa grabbing each other. No, I'm not sure why.
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10 viewsThis is me and Ern. Her name's really Erin, but my friend Gay Tom likes to take vowels and throw them up into the air, letting them land where they may. He calls me Lorna.
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13 viewsMe and Gay Tom. Me and Drunk Gay Tom. Drunk Gay Tom is about a foot and a half taller than me... well, so is Sober Tom, but Drunk Tom likes to tackle me which he did, seconds after the shutter clicked.
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8 viewsMe at the airport with my dad catching up really quick on all the current events before I leave the country for a month.
HA, just kidding, I'm double-checking my crossword.
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14 viewsA seven hour plane ride later and seven hours into the future, thereby erasing a whole evening from my life, I sit on the scary tram to the Hauptbahnhof in Munich.
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10 viewsDisgusting and Sweaty in Zurich, waiting for my train to get there, so I can board it to Brig.
Or Australia -- I can't read any of the fucking signs.
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13 viewsRock! My apartment! It's got one of those beds that tucks into the wall. There's a second bed still up, but I was too scared to pull it down, because I thought there were bad guys hiding inside.
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9 viewsWell, you can't really read it, but this is a menu selling a Liter of Cola!!
Wouldn't Farva be proud?!
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16 viewsMe on my balcony, listening to Pink Floyd.
Oh, you vain, vain girl, WHY didn't you take a picture of the SCENERY instead of your pale ass?
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10 viewsMy first hike and it kicked my ass. That is the forced smile of exhaustion and jealousy as 80 year old natives skip up the trail like fucking mountain goats.
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9 viewsThe view back into Zermatt from the Furi lift.
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9 viewsOoh, I'm actually going OUT tonight! (I walked around town, sat under a street lamp and read 1984. PARTY ALL NIGHT!!!!!)
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15 viewsFucking Europeans don't like things cold, including their refrigerators. I had to freeze everything I wanted remotely cold and then enjoy it later.
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7 viewsIn front of the Matterhorn again, except on the East Si-ide! This is from the top of Gornergrat.
I am looking awkward because some tourist saw me taking MySpace angles of myself and offered to take it for me. I don't like talking to people.
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7 viewsI'm in front of a green lake called Grun See, which means Green Lake.
Those wacky Swiss!
Behind me and to the right is the Matterhorn.
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16 viewsOn the hike down from Gornergrat, I stumbled onto a herd of Sheep!
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9 viewsSee kids, in the "outdoors" we don't HAVE "photoshop" to caption out humorous photos! We use notebooks! Ask your grandparents about them!
This sheep says hi to Adam, who incidentally, also loves Sheep.
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11 viewsMe making my patented Mozzerella and Tomato sandwiches!
What I'm holding up is a big fucking hunk of cheese.
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8 viewsBEE! A... cow... bee... or something.
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9 viewsThis cow licked my leg.
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10 viewsThe hippies are right, Nature is COOL!
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10 viewsMe sitting in my windowsill reading Mark Twain.
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11 viewsThis is when I went repelling in a gorge cut out by the Zermatt River.
MAN, it was AWESOME. Do you see that fucking log behind me?! I had to WALK across that! Like, over a waterfall a hundred feet below me!!!
i told u i was hardcore
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7 viewsSEE that little wire behind me?! I had to slide down that Indiana Jones stylee!!
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11 viewsHolding onto that wire for dear life. Okay, I WAS attached to it, but I could still have slipped about fifteen or so feet and bashed against a rock face.
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10 viewsYou can see the Zermatt River below me. Heh. "Below me, Trebek!"
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11 viewsI'm inside a glacier here at the top of Klein Matterhorn, and those are some shitty ice sculptures.
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8 viewsThe view of the town from Trockner Steg, where I started reading the Harry Potter series.
That was a good day.
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10 viewsMy very favorite show on BBC Prime - Ready, Steady, Cook!
Man, we need to bring THAT show over HERE!
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8 viewsI got bored one night, and decided to take pictures of me in various places of my tiny apartment.
FUNNENIZING ENGAGE!
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11 viewsOh, Dave Barry, you're a DELIGHT.
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10 viewsMy closet, mirror, and front door. Can you find the secret hidden in this pic?
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9 viewsBA BAM! I was hidden! That's like a photo log Easter Egg, yo.
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13 viewsThis is what happens in my shower.
YEAH, I wear my driving goggles in the shower, what's it to *you*?!
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13 viewsThis is me angry that my camera snuck into my bathroom to take pictures of me.
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7 viewsAren't I the little Martha Stewart? Actually, if you look closely, it's a package of cookies on that cookie sheet.
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9 viewsRight before Parasailing down from Blauherd.
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8 viewsThat's my fucking FEET soaring above the town.
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9 viewsI'm strapped to the guide. Tough job, this one has.
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12 viewsThat's my hotel.
And I am CRUSHING its head.
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12 viewsA successful landing.
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8 viewsBOY WITH A BEE HAT. BOY WITH A BEE HAT.
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10 viewsOkay, end freedom, enter mom.
This is after I jaunted on a train on over to Venice.
Our hotel was right on St. Mark's Square.
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13 viewsMe and my mom. She has West Nile, and I'm cranky and hot.
Fake smiles, everyone!
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10 viewsAbove St. Mark's Square, I stand in the clock tower, trying to find pigeons to snipe.
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9 viewsThat's the- what, Mediterranean? I don't fucking know, who am I, Rand McNally?
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12 viewsAgain, Mommy and I outside of Saint Something. San Giorgio? Sure, why the hell not?
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8 viewsThat's the clock tower. And a few extra chins of mine.
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10 viewsDoge's Palace. I had to draw this once for a class! I sucked!
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11 viewsTricking the pigeons until I gain their trust. Then I strike!
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10 viewsThe boat to Murano. Where they make those little clay flower thingies all the hippies Gosh, Murano was fun.have on their hemp necklaces.
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12 viewsGosh, Murano was fun.
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9 viewsMe and the dude that gave me a Henna Tat.
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9 viewsEating Pizza in Italy!
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8 viewsThat's the back of Woody Allen's head. Yeah, whoop-dee-shit is right.
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12 viewsInside the Doge's Palace. Camera's not allowed, sneaky Lauren ENGAGE.
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11 viewsWe felt so Cosmopolitan at this little place, until we saw it was called The American Cafe.
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9 viewsBack in Switzerland, there's the tiny Internet Cafe.
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12 viewsThe view from my balcony. I'm reading Goblet of Fire. Mom's reading Fabio Saves the Maiden from Pirates or some shit.
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11 viewsSwitzerland has the BEST SALADS EVER.
Seriously, I don't know what it is, the dressing, or the way they sort of undercook that corn, but honestly. Yum.
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11 viewsEMERGENCY! PLEASE DIAL THE MUBER 11!!!!!!
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10 viewsDude, if you're ever in Europe.
Movenpick. That's all I'm saying.
It's like they crumpled up delicious, sprinkled in a few drops of heaven, and stirred it into ice cream.
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10 viewsA snifter the likes of which I HAVE NEVER SEEN.
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11 viewsOkay, it's not really clear how funny this is, but this is Zermatt's casino.
They've got one slot machine. LOOK OUT, LAS VEGAS!
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9 viewsHOTEL LAURIN! HA HA HA! Shut up.
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7 viewsMom pretending she can hike for three feet without getting Altitude Sickness.
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13 viewsThis is atop Gornergrat again. And I am Punk Rock.
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7 viewsThumbs up to the scenery. I like the wind-swept look.
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9 viewsLife sized chess. Get it? *I'M* the Queen!
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12 viewsRight before dinner with the Swiss Semester crew.
(The exchange program that I went on eight years ago)
I'm looking apprehensive because new people frighten me.
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12 viewsMe and the crew after dinner.
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9 viewsThe cutest little kitten in all of the land. This little mewer had so much to tell me!
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11 viewsWriting about my trip on the train back to Munich.
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27 viewsA maypole in some famous square in Munich.
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38 viewsMe and my brother's exchange family from like four years ago.
AWKWARD PHOTO STANCE, ENGAGE.
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29 viewsFinally, back at the airport.
I can't explain this picture.
 
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