Fico Fico Fin-ay

So I checked my credit and Fico scores today.
I looked forward to it like I look forward to a trip to the Big Girl Doctor for a mammogram. It’s probably something that I should do, but it seems like something I’m not supposed to do for a long time, and I’ve put it off for this long because I’m afraid I might end up feeling like crap. Not because of breast cancer, because the doctor would mock me for being a B-cup at 25.
Anyway, I am happy to say that in the world of finance, I have a very nice rack.
Apparently, not a lot of people pay their bills and stuff on time. I sort of thought that was a rule, so I just did it. Turns out, I win! I feel like the government is awarding me for breathing.
I’m terrified that this could change at any moment — any wrong move or mispurchase could send me spiraling into, I don’t know, my brother’s percentile, and I just don’t know what I’d do. He seems to deal with his grief by playing Halo all day, so maybe it wouldn’t be so bad.
I’m also a bit wary that the three credit bureaus include addresses I forgot I even lived at and credit cards I sort of signed up for just to get 10% off of underwear at Victoria’s Secret.
Anyway, I just wanted to share my happiness with you all. I guess what I’m trying to say is, Who needs a car loan?!

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