This is the exact transcript of a phone conversation with my ex-boyfriend Sean not 2 months before he dumped me. Coincidence? I think not. Girls, what have we learned? That's right. Know your comic book companies. See, guys get their little panties all in a bunch if you can't see the difference between DC Comics - You know - ones like Superman and Batman that were made into good movies, and Marvel Comics - ones that made trendy movies like Matrix Part 2 - With Mutants oops, I meant X-Men and Squeak Voice Tobey Maguire makes out with Kirsten "I kissed Brad Pitt when I was 11" Dunst. It's not enough that you love to play video games and you can even watch a game or two of football without gagging, no. We have to know all about your little Stan Lee and look the other way when you accidently call us Jean Grey in bed. No, it's cool.