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Not the most attractive picture of me and Jordan in the world, but hey!
We're at the International Buffet!
Jordan next to a waterfall.
Suddenly the waterfall got FUNNENIZED!!
Our waiter told us this was the Lucky River.
More indoor restaurants need rivers and bridges, I say.
Jordan trying to inhale her rice one plate at a time.
I take smaller bites. I think I'm eating packing peanuts...
Jordan got bored while I was on the cell phone, so she cut up her straw,
filled it with sugar, and poured soy sauce in one end.
Yes, it looks like a cigarette, Jordan, you're very cool.
I got bored while Jordan flirted with the waiter,
so I made ice cream soup by getting some ice cream and mixing it into a soup.
I decided to use the waiter's crush on Jordan to our advantage, so we pouted our lips
and he let us crawl onto the huge turtle in the river.
All in all, a successful night out.