More Picture Pages
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| Leaving my house. Goodbye, green things! |
White cat wanted to drive the first leg. |
No, bad guys, that's not 2 computers and a large-screen television behind me. Why, it's a series of square towels, of course! |
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Justin checks the tire pressure.
When finished, he is tired. |
This is my face for setting off on a journey. |
Postponing the journey until after we eat a delicious $1.50 Costco hotdog. |
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We were only in West Virginia for about 20 minutes,
and I didn't want to have sex with my cousin Jordan even once. |
This is a pretty Ohio cloud. |
GET IT?! |
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| A biker gang. We were going to follow them to a cafe and trick them into paying our tab, but we had to make good time to get to Illinois. |
Indiana Justin troubleshoots a computer...OF DOOM. |
Some building in Indiana, home of the speedway.
We tried to speed our way right out of this lame state. |
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| After passing this 60 foot-high-cross (left), we kept a lookout for 60-foot-high Jesus. |
Sketchy Budget Host Inn! Continental Breakfast:
9 AM - 11 AM, Continental Rapings: All Day Long. |
The St. Louis Arch and the grand old Mississipp. |
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| What?! I didn't know there were three arches!! |
Some crap as viewed from really high in the air.
Is the St. Louis arch supposed to give you visions of crashing to your death? |
My car! |
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| View of the ground. |
Notice how when I take a picture, I only center it around my own head. |
The scary space-age pod elevator we rode to the top in. |
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They took a picture of us before our ascent, and it turned out really cute, but it was 20 bucks! So we took a crappier-quality picture of the picture.
Who's the sucker now? |
This actually isn't the arch. It's when we used the scary space pod to fly to Halo. Later, we p0wned n00bs. |
Justin's pictoral application
to St. Louis Postcard companies. |
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| Touching the mighty Mississipp. YES, I pronounce it Mississipp. Want to fight? |
Justin getting all artistic and taking a dutch-angle car-chase photo. |
Fuzz Tail enjoying Sonic America's Drive-In. |
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You can't really read it, but this sign says,
"NUTRITIONAL WARNING: Our ice cream tastes GREAT.
That means it contains FAT and CALORIES.
Please enjoy in moderation." |
This is us ignoring the warning. DID YOU SEE THE PRICE?! $2.05 for 2 scoops?!
We'd be chumps NOT to buy it! |
The setting Kansas sun. |
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