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This is M, Pork, and Squee before I came. How can I take pictures of things before I actually arrive, you ask? Because I am made of MAGIC.	Pork holding the elusive Mr Stabby. See how Pork's face is almost DARING you to step to him? So's he can CUTCHA!	This is me on my drive down, with my driving goggles. Let's pretend that the background looks that way because I was travelling faster than the speed of light, instead of because the aperture was open too long.
I am sad because I can't find a Wendy's. Wendy's is my favorite Road Trip Restaurant.	This is when I remember that Big Macs are delicious.	Sharing a tasty Guinness with my big bro. *Paging Nurse Lauren, We need you in the Finish Your Beer Ward, STAT!*
A friendly message from T.G.I. Friday's staff. Ooh, or maybe it's like interactive food. Alex, I'll say "What did the ten or so chickens who gave themselves for this meal do?"	I am the lump on the left sleeping with my mouth open, and Pork is the blue lump on the floor.	Me, Sue (Squee), Joe, and Ange. Joe looks like a rivet Jerry Seinfeld with patented Stand Up Hands. WHAT is the DEAL with Skullz?
ZOMBAY! This is me participating in a bunch of fun-ass nerdery. Pork is playing Action Card: Lauren Will Never Win, Ever.	I am playing Action Card: Have Joe Take A Picture At An Unflattering Angle.	He'll cut you. Don't think he won't.
Pork busy at work with the Tacoliciousness	All the taco dressings. I had to grind like two blocks of cheddar for the Taco Nazi.	He let me be his assistant, so I was allowed in the kitchen!!
Joe taking a picture of the previous picture being taken from just outside the kitchen border.	Oh, the wacky camera antics continue. What a bunch of cam whores we are! Ha ha ha ha! Seriously, though, send me money.	Me and some Family Guy Goodness in the background.
LOOK AT THAT CUTE KITTY FACE!!!!! What a cute little kitty face.	THAT CAT is straight up smiling from me petting it. Man, these things are so cute, it makes me want to kill someone.	Me next to the halloween costume I would get if I were fifteen years younger or a midget.
In the morning eating Scrabble or Trivial Pursuit or some shit they eat in Baltimore. Um, I mean... Delicious Sausage Soup!	K80K, Pork, and Menacing Joe.	Joe making delicious Pantera Cakes. They'll rock your taste buds right off!
In the backseat on the way to the aquarium. I'm riding Bitch because... well, I think it's obvious.	That's Pork, well... doing his gay thing. His boyfriend is a waiter and his name is Joshua.	Me and Squee next to bees. HOLY CRAP, I should be a rapper!
Look, Pork! It's Nemo! It's just like Finding Nemo! You know, that movie! Nemo!!!	Pork next to a Porkfish. It's the one with the stripes. Not the one in the hat.	Raclette cheese prior to heating. Don't be scurred. The foot smell is normal.
I'm showing everyone how to eat it properly. MUST be on a Scooby Doo plate! The Swiss say THAT'S what makes it so nummy.	Now Pork's MY assistant. The frightened look on his face is normal.	I have no more pictures, but imagine this one is a really dark room with me in it, smiling and remembering the good times.