Lots of stuff that has nothing to do with each other.

Is it weirder that I just took a nap and had a dream about being a badass vampire living in a house with Spike and Angelus, or that when I woke up, I was upset that it wasn’t true?
Sarcastic British guys who call me Love gets me every time.
So, before another person IMs me to tell me how much they hate me, I didn’t end up going to PAX because on Thursday night, I came down with a Killer Monster Death Disease. Call me melodramatic, but I spent much of the weekend rolling around in bed whining to Justin to bring me paper for my last will and testament. I also think I watch too much “House,” because I was certain it was a tumor and I was going to have an aneurysm any minute. PAX next year, though. Definitely.
I also just have to mention this. I read in the paper today that the Emmys were on. Actually, I knew about it before because Traci was Tivoing it, and it made me hearken back to days when I cared about Awards Shows, which was around the same time I cared about who was a member of the New Kids on the Block. Anyway, so I read this morning that 4 — let me say again FOUR Emmy Awards were given to…the 78th Annual Academy Awards.
What? WHAT?! An awards show won an award at another awards show?!
Now all they have to do is make a movie of the Emmys, and they can win an Academy Award to return the favor.
My old roommate Sam used to joke that a supervillain would one day release the Academy Awards as a feature-length movie and ruin the game “Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon” forever. Now, it doesn’t seem so unlikely.
Speaking of Sam, I was recently given the following video of him. I don’t really know what it is, but I think it’s a commercial for Smirnoff. Sam is the one who usually stands on the right out of the three guys. I am proud to say that I knew this guy. Well, know this guy. He’s still alive. He just doesn’t return my phone calls. If I imagine it’s because he’s making commercials like this, I guess it’s okay. If, however, this isn’t a commercial, but rather his hip new rap group, I think it’s for the best that he doesn’t call me back.

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