Firecrotch

I was going to write about all the things I’d like to happen to Paris Hilton, but all I could really come …

Why me?

Update: If you came here via Google looking for TLG Hotline, read how I got rid of the charges here. Here is …

Etiquette

I am here to teach a few people a few things about life. I’ve seen the following societal rules ignored by the …

Go Ahead Now

I think I might actually spend more time deleting spam from my blog than I actually do blogging. It’s pretty hard playing …

O-bits Stay Crunchy in Milk!

So I was reading this news article about a poor young Colorado girl who was hit by an ambulance. Tragic story. The …