Thursday

If you don’t have anything better to do, watch “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” on Thursday.
And, uh, look for a weird raccoon-headed girl in the studio audience laughing too loudly.
TIVO’D!!

I read the news today, oh, boy

Now, normally I don’t like to talk about links on here, especially news links, because someone in the news says something retarded …

Geetar

So I was driving home from work today, and I take a fairly high-traffic road that passes under a major highway. (Sorry, …

Or Hardly Working?!?!?!

So instead of doing the thousand things I’m actually supposed to be doing, I went to the Face Recognition website and matched …

Things I am So Over

Everyone asked me if I made any New Year’s Resolutions, and since I’m an egotistical jerk, I told them that there wasn’t …