I do not Heart Huckabees

I walked out of a movie today.
I’d never done that before.
I thought I was going to have a panic attack, and I just had to get out of there.
*phew*
Sometimes I feel like the entire world hates me.
Does anyone know what it’s like to be a liberal Republican?
It’s like being a german Jew. Or, like, a Cardinals fan that lives in Boston. Or something.
Man, this election is really taxing on my emotions. I don’t know which is going to be the scarier outcome. I just hope America does the right thing, and votes for Jon Stewart. That’s all I’m saying.
I promised myself I wasn’t going to write anything political, because it’s about as intercool as asking everyone who comes to my site if they’ve accepted Jesus into their lives, but I can hardly avoid it.
When it comes to the bottom line, I’m just tired of all the hating. Mostly of me, but also of everyone who’s not them.
I just hope that whatever happens, in a month, we’re all back to normal, and we can all be friends again.
Hating someone because of their political beliefs is so ’70s.
Suddenly, it’s all cool to have an opinion on shit!
Okay, that was a joke, but seriously, here’s my impression of everyone I knew four years ago.
Everyone: Voting’s for squares, dude. The Electoral College is a sham. It doesn’t matter anyway.
What they meant: Pass the bong.
And now, you can barely swing a dead intercat without hitting those same douchebags’ away messages.
Everyone: Rock tha vote! Do the right thing!
What they meant: Vote for the same person that I am, or you’re a soulless heathen Rebel scum.
It just hurts my heart.
I don’t care if you vote, or who you vote for.
I wish someone would run on a pro-kitten platform.
Then my choice would be CLEAR.
And on that note, as pennance for not updating in practically a week because I’ve been…busy…with…things…(lights internet on fire, runs away) I have for you, a spanking, new comic.
It’s not Halloween themed or anything themed, it just is.
So enjoy or Marshall will bust your kneecaps.

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